I Am Not What You Expect

Most people online have this image of me in their heads and that image is of a crazed, brain-dead savage inhuman creature with ape-like mannerisms that is basically what would happen if Gollum from Lord Of The Rings fused together with Taz and Bud the Chud (from Chud II: Bud The Chud) and has grotesquely bad hygiene. But i'm in actuality i'm the complete opposite.