I Hate The Friendzone

Reasons for friendzone

1. Always be ready for her
2. Respect and love the girl more than our self and soul
3. Suddenly become a poet at night
4. Eyes will get hurt if we do not see her
5. Seeing dreams of the girl
6. Wait for her message for 2 hours
7. Keep her pic on phone's wallpaper
8. Record her calls and listen and listen them in free time
9.

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GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M

9. Nice guys finish last.
10. Being Bluepilled.

Also, recording phone calls is weird, creepy and borderline illegal in certain places.

Stop that.

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NativeOregonian · 51-55

@sweetboy Legality has nothing to do about it. @GeistInTheMachine He is indeed hopeless, and clueless, which is why he is in the friendzone, no woman in their right mind would ever want to be romantic with him.

GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M

@NativeOregonian He's lucky to even be in the friendzone.

NativeOregonian · 51-55

@GeistInTheMachine Indeed, most guys get restraining orders against them.

NativeOregonian · 51-55

Keep acting like that, and she finds out that you are recording her, expect a no contact order as soon as she does.

sweetboy · 26-30, M

@NativeOregonian it's legal recording calls here

NativeOregonian · 51-55

@sweetboy Legal or not, it's downright creepy and can very well freak out the woman.

SatyrService · M

oooh you got it BAD for sumbody!

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