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I Love Bad Pickup Lines That Are Funny

Lemme see them!!
Offthetop · 51-55, M
Did you just fall from heaven, because you look like a dead bird.
Offthetop · 51-55, M
I mean angel. Oops.
SW-User
bb if i was to rearrange the alphabet id make sure to put u and i together ;')
SAandME · 56-60, M
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
SAandME · 56-60, M
@karliFL Well i will just have to keep going then, would usually have had a drink thrown in my face by now with these 😂.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
karliFL · 26-30, F
@SAandME these aren't bad at all. the much more lewd ones deserve drinks thrown at you.
SAandME · 56-60, M
@karliFL Oh never disrespectful with lewd ones just cheesy ones.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?
SW-User
ay b wanna be my girlfrien? forgot the d but you can hav it later 😂
karliFL · 26-30, F
@SW-User omg lol that's a good one
SW-User
@SW-User mdr c feu 😂
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SW-User
Is your dad a thief? Why? Cause I saw him steal all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.
Lilred2289 · 31-35, F
‘Should we pick out a pair of panties now to replace the ones I’m gonna rip off later’ 🤦‍♀️
bluemachine · 31-35, M
Are u a flight attendant? Coz u gonna be plane wth this dick soon.
bluemachine · 31-35, M
Girl you are the cream, I am the chocolate let's make a sundae
Fangirlsarah1996 · 26-30, F
"Listen, we both want sex, so why not? I mean, I do, but you can too."
Drpepper84 · M
Great legs, what time do they open? 😂
Thespis · M
On tonights menu is just me n u.
BlueRain · 51-55, F
How you doooin? Lol
karliFL · 26-30, F
@BlueRain Ohhh I was just reading it wrong lol
BlueRain · 51-55, F
@karliFL Phew! Lol
karliFL · 26-30, F
@BlueRain I wasn't reading it how Joey would say it
JP1119 · 36-40, M
That shirt looks good on you......but it would look even better on my bedroom floor!
Midnightstroker · 41-45, M
I may not be Mr. Right, but currently I’m the only one talking to you right now.
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
How about we go to a rock quarry because I'm a little bolder there
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
Nice legs. When do they open?
karliFL · 26-30, F
@MrBrownstone someone already did that one
bluemachine · 31-35, M
hit me up if ure a fan of 'dark' chocolate! :P
Petrolhead16 · 26-30, M
I got a pickup to pick you up...

 
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