I Love Bad Pickup Lines That Are Funny

@Purplehaze78: no, met at an all you can eat Chinese buffet on a rocky boat. I just assumed she'd eaten to many crispy duck pancakes but when we woke up in bed together next morning she was still green and my collection of eye of newt was gone

Must have been a lot of noodles and dumplings, were there unlimited fortune cookies too?
Rocky boat? The captain must have been a drunken master 😁
Crispy duck pancakes? Sounds yummy!
Noooo not your collection of eye of newt. I feel bad for you. Someone stole my lucky frog's toe once i was devastated for a week.

I've also not seen the cat since. Although my therapist says the two events are unrelated

Hahahahah. That's the funniest thing I've seen since that video of a cat with its head in a bread slice

😁