I Do Housework In Heels

wistful - well, I do wear one of those, with heels, of course!

CarlMarcus What's the Independent Martial Arts Organisation got to do with it? ;-)

FeetAreFantastic Ah, now that's an idea - not a good one, but it's an idea...

I don't need those things although I do wear brief swimwear.

manoroyop - I don't have any wobbly bits that far up....

manoroyop So is that what you wear?

A maid costume.

"What else could I wear?", lmao

Wear a collander on your head.