I Am Too Old to Be Young But Too Young to Be Old

I can be immature. Why not? Especially when in public. One holiday I was shopping last minute for gifts and was in for the LONG wait for a cashier. Up in the front of the line was this guy that kept pulling up his jeans then promptly pulling them back down. This went on for quite a while. Till I had to do my "old lady speech" and I yelled out from the back of the line ...Hey, just take off the jeans, your Boxers are prettier anyway... Several rows of customers let out a loud applause and the guy with the 'JEANS' left his cart and walked out of the store.
*being a Senior has it's privileges.*