I Want To Get Pied In The Face-and More
Once Upon A Time In The Bakery, Lol!... Once upon a time there was a little girl who skipped happily along the street, past all the lovely shops, lights twinkling in the windows showing the delights to be had inside. It was a small town, a butchers, bakers, grocers, bookshop & hardware store
Then one day when she'd all grown up she looked in the bakers window & saw the most amazing cream cake ever, it was huge with lots & lots of soft topping, mmm, looked good enough to eat & big enough to jump in. She couldnt explain the funny feeling she had but wanted so much to be covered in the cake.
Not being able to help herself she entered the shop & there in the cabinet dozens more, soft creamy cakes in all shapes & sizes! Oh my gosh, the tingling inside was incredible as she realised she wanted those cakes all over her.
She walked to the counter & smiled at the assistant but it wasnt the usual assistant, instead there was this nice looking guy who smiled rather slyly and asked if he could help, & feeling kinda shy & hesitant she leaned over the counter & whispered, " this might be a strange request but I really want to be pied"?
With this the assistant grinned & went around the counter to the door, flipped the closed sign & locked the door. Sensing what was happening the girl stepped back but to late as the 1st cake smushed right in her face, mmm, she mumbled from beneath the cream. She stumbled backward & fell into the cake that had been in the window, oooh! The cream squished up around her & she found herself almost completely submerged in the pie.
The assistant laughed with glee grabbing more of the cakes from the display, dropping them on her face & body,hearing her cry out in delight he leaned down with the last cake, the biggest & most gooey, the most perfect creation you've ever seen. Ever so gently, first just dipping her nose & chin, then smushing it in slowly twisting it to give the best coverage possible, & finally removing the plate. Shivering in delight she squirms around in the goo, can u help me out please?x
Then one day when she'd all grown up she looked in the bakers window & saw the most amazing cream cake ever, it was huge with lots & lots of soft topping, mmm, looked good enough to eat & big enough to jump in. She couldnt explain the funny feeling she had but wanted so much to be covered in the cake.
Not being able to help herself she entered the shop & there in the cabinet dozens more, soft creamy cakes in all shapes & sizes! Oh my gosh, the tingling inside was incredible as she realised she wanted those cakes all over her.
She walked to the counter & smiled at the assistant but it wasnt the usual assistant, instead there was this nice looking guy who smiled rather slyly and asked if he could help, & feeling kinda shy & hesitant she leaned over the counter & whispered, " this might be a strange request but I really want to be pied"?
With this the assistant grinned & went around the counter to the door, flipped the closed sign & locked the door. Sensing what was happening the girl stepped back but to late as the 1st cake smushed right in her face, mmm, she mumbled from beneath the cream. She stumbled backward & fell into the cake that had been in the window, oooh! The cream squished up around her & she found herself almost completely submerged in the pie.
The assistant laughed with glee grabbing more of the cakes from the display, dropping them on her face & body,hearing her cry out in delight he leaned down with the last cake, the biggest & most gooey, the most perfect creation you've ever seen. Ever so gently, first just dipping her nose & chin, then smushing it in slowly twisting it to give the best coverage possible, & finally removing the plate. Shivering in delight she squirms around in the goo, can u help me out please?x
