I have lost countStitches, scars.. I have lost count. Broken bones..5 , 7 if you count broke in 3 places... And then the funny ones .. Iβm not lucky enough to be like the people that no one sees .. nope I always have an audience. Never fails. π€£ Like...See More Β»
I Am ClumsyI haven't even had this phone for 8 hours and I already cracked the protective glass. Guess that's why it's there. Just replaced it, let's see how long this one lasts. π€¦ββοΈ
I Am ClumsyI haven't met anyone clumsier than myself π Made a mistake again today, feeling super embarrassed π£ Hoping the other person forgets...
I Am ClumsyI spilled tea all over the place. It soaked my phone and itβs kind of broken. Just the screen at least, I hope.
I Am ClumsyToday my hands got scalded with boiling water, and the plant pots flooded while I was watering them. This sort of thing happens when I'm rushed because of too much to do.
I Am ClumsyYesterday it was storming like hell when it was time to go to work (we've caught the tail end of a typhoon). I kept getting texts from people to drive safe. Then as I was walking to the car I slipped on a puddle and fell flat on my ass. Shit, I...See More Β»
I Am ClumsyI was drinking water from my sipper, I forgot to close the lid properly I guess. And all the water on my jeans. To make matters worse, I am at work and I dont have a change of clothes. I had to rely on the hand drier and my friend who was kind...See More Β»
I Am ClumsyToday I have to see her again.. after i told her I loved her. She told me Debbie I'm sorry but I'm marrying garrison. Garrison !? He doesn't even make her toast like I do or bring her Reeses pieces.
I Am ClumsySo today I was really tired. I drifted off when riding a bus to home, and almost missed my stop. I literally woke up by the time the bus paused at my stop, I stood up and rushed to the door and got off the bus. When I was about a few steps away, the...See More Β»
I Am ClumsyI forget plenty, remember plenty, knock over lots, pick up lots, I cut myself, I heal myself I lose time, I improve times
I Am ClumsyI think I must have a KPI - one bruise per week. Last weekend I shut my foot in a door. This week a bottle of soda fell on my foot. One bruise per foot. My July quota has been met π
I Am ClumsyI feel like my secret mission is to fall flat on my ass in every country in the world π What's hilarious is I managed to save the ice cream that I was holding... #priorities
I Am ClumsyMe: *trips* Friend: did you just trip while walking on a flat, smooth surface? Me: yes π
I Am ClumsyFriday was good example of an unco-ordinated me. Opening a parcel up with pair of scissors careful, taking my time and I only end up somehow nipping the skin on the top of my hand and requiring a band aid. I used to get through several a week when I...See More Β»