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I Hate Dora The Explorer

Ugh what a sh!t show. Seriously was it made for dead people to enjoy? All it consists of is some creepyyyyass little girl wandering the whole of dammned creation with a sh!tty map and a half dressed monkey. She always does stupid dumb sh!!t and her parents approve of it. It will ask us something like "where's the mountain?" Then the camera pans to the side so there is nothing left BUT the mountain, then magic sparkles will signal it out for you, while a dozen other hints and clues give it away. Patronisingly as if we or whoever were too dumb to get it a sh!!tty blue arrow clicks it out for us! That stupid backpack always singing the same crap over and over and over again. Then she asks a question and just stares at the kids. Paedo much? Boots is incapable of anything except whining the entire fx king show, then there's the rebellion fox Swiper. He follows these kids around and tries to swipe their stuff unless of course they say "Swiper no swiping" x3 which makes him click his fingers like such a residential badass and flee Mafia style. What a blimp! All the other characters are annoying as well.
dathglas
hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! hallelujah to that!

everything you said was spot on!! and when she asks you for where the mountain she looks straight forward or side to side and she never once turns her big oval head and asks you where it is and laeves you guessing for like and hour haha. i mean and its phisicly impossible to fit her head through her shirt hole aswell. i wonder how she gets it on! oh and she has stayed the same age for like 10. and never once gotten older.
TheFainter · 22-25, F
If she just turned around she would see it! I mean her eyes are big enough
dathglas
hahah i know! exactly!! and she does have big eyes hahaha

 
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