I'm Not Short, I'm Fun-size
I'm 4'9"...it gets irritating. I am basically a self taught acrobat, having to climb upon counters and chairs just to get things out of cabinets. #shortpeopleproblems ._.
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DissociatedTruth
Hahaha I'm sorry but this was too funny.
Waffles · 100+
Don't be sorry! I find it funny too! Until that is of course....I lose my balance, then it gets really funny. ._.
DissociatedTruth
Haha the mental imagery was perfect. Well at least it doesn't hurt as much as it wwould if you were taller or bigger :)
Waffles · 100+
Not true at all haha.
DissociatedTruth
There's gotta be a "bright side" to being short :D haha too bad I can't think of any at the moment.
Waffles · 100+
Well, I don't have tall people problems! :D
DissociatedTruth
lol what sort of problems do tall people face? Seems like they've got it made :D
Crazycoral84
We hit our head a lot.... There are places where I always have to walk bent over. We can get back issues. We have more problems getting stuff that's closer to the ground. Those are a few examples....
Waffles · 100+
Hey! I wanted to tell him that! :o
Crazycoral84
I'm the tall one! I have the right to tell!!
DissociatedTruth
Have you ever tried walking on your knees?lol
Crazycoral84
and having my knees hurt as well? Do you have any idea how annoying that walks??
DissociatedTruth
Damn dude just how tall are you exactly?lol
Crazycoral84
Well I'm not THAT tall.... I think... let's see what I am in US measurements... I think it's close to 6 ft 4 3/8 inch. I think...
DissociatedTruth
Damn that is tall. :D I'm only 5'11 so you'd definitely tower over me. I will say this, at least you can slam dunk a basketball lol
Crazycoral84
Too much mass to get that high of the ground, but I guess I can get near it....
DissociatedTruth
At least you have it in you!lol dude I wish I was as tall as you. You can "look down at people" without it being a bad thing x)
Crazycoral84
You have no idea how easy it is to see the stage at a concert...
DissociatedTruth
Another bonus!! That settles it, I'm gonna learn to walk on stilts! Maybe then I can see the world through your eyes :)
Crazycoral84
It's so much fun, I'm tall/pretty broad/have long hair and a beard/always in black. But when I open my mouth I'm a big teddybear to everyone...
DissociatedTruth
Hahaha so you're a gentle giant of sorts? Or would you ring their necks like a towel?lol