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Would you like some really terrible advice on your life problems?

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Stark

Sure, although I think I already receive plenty from my parents as to why I’m in the problems I’m in now 🙃

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BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@Stark

You should quit your job and learn to play bagpipes.

Stark

@BatRinseRepeat lol I don’t think that’s terrible advice I just think it’s useless advice.

BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@Stark

Depends on who hears you play .

ozgirl512 · 26-30, F

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ozgirl512 · 26-30, F

@YoungPoet345 yeah right lol... As bad as the kite eating tree!

YoungPoet345 · 26-30, F

@ozgirl512 lol

ozgirl512 · 26-30, F

@YoungPoet345 :)

Peaches · F

No thanks, my mom gave me enough growing up to last a life time! 😩 I do wanna say that I LOVE your profile picture, reminds me of this one I have...

😜

BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@Peaches

Your mom likes my avi best.

Peaches · F

@BatRinseRepeat Hahaha, 😆I wouldn't give two cents what she ever liked!😉[image deleted]

frogpond · 70-79, M

She said absolutely not, then punched me in the nose.....and really hard.

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frogpond · 70-79, M

But that's what got me into this mess. I wanted to remove her from my will and she said " absolutely not" and I got punched in the nose.

BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@frogpond

Clearly this is a win - win situation.

frogpond · 70-79, M

WHAT? Maybe for you and her but remember I am in a convalescent home and don't remember any thing.......how is that a win for me?

BelEsprit · 26-30, F

I don't know what to do with that extra hour. Help.

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BelEsprit · 26-30, F

@BatRinseRepeat That's just an ordinary Saturday night for me.

BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

Then I think that calls for a long visit with your mom - Or a bottle of absinthe and some primal tattoos .

BelEsprit · 26-30, F

@BatRinseRepeat Okay, I admit it. I just snorted! That's fucking hilarious!

butterfly1013 · 26-30, F

Terrible advice no, good advice yes!

BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@butterfly1013

Trust me you need my help.

butterfly1013 · 26-30, F

@BatRinseRepeat Maybe. I'm open to it.

BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@butterfly1013

Lard does wonders for your complexion.

MrAboo · 36-40, M

should I keep my post office job?

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MrAboo · 36-40, M

and burn it? all?

BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@MrAboo

Yes. Then ask for a raise.

MrAboo · 36-40, M

naturally! only because 15 dollars an hour isn't enough to live on

SW-User

How do I stop being unfriendly and wake up as an extrovert?

BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@SW-User

Sleep with the next person not wearing shoes.

SW-User

@BatRinseRepeat Amazingly terrible advice, ty 😂

nem16 · 36-40, M

So here's the latest one to try and take my job..🤣

BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@nem16

You need to spend more time online.

nem16 · 36-40, M

@BatRinseRepeat I really don't lol..😂

SW-User

No thanks , I already do that for me

BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@SW-User

You need to be more open to humiliating failure.

SW-User

@BatRinseRepeat whatcha got ?

BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@SW-User

Used fish - Its what's for dinner.

YoungPoet345 · 26-30, F

Where should I move to next after I graduate?

BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@YoungPoet345

North Korea. Its the land of opportunity.

YoungPoet345 · 26-30, F

@BatRinseRepeat You're right! And the best part is I'll never escape. It's will be like a lifetime escape room experience. The funnest game in the world. Thanks! 😂

cultofaction · 26-30, M

Yes please. I have no friends. What do?

BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@cultofaction

Just start following people home.

cultofaction · 26-30, M

@BatRinseRepeat BRILLIANT

Pfuzylogic · M

My chess game has gone to shit.

BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@Pfuzylogic

You need to try high stakes yahtzee.

Pfuzylogic · M

@BatRinseRepeat
I need the loaded dice though.

Any recommendations? 🧐

21stCenturyFox · 26-30, F

I need a new cutting board

BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@21stCenturyFox

You should be preparing more meals on the floor.

21stCenturyFox · 26-30, F

@BatRinseRepeat I'll try that, thanks!

Coppercoil · M

I have a life?

BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@Coppercoil

Just switch to an all-Dorito diet and get into yodelling.

Coppercoil · M

@BatRinseRepeat kill me.

BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@Coppercoil

I don't feel like digging up the yard 😎

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

Oh gosh yes

BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@UndercoverBard

Its time to invest in whale oil.

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@BatRinseRepeat On it

nem16 · 36-40, M

@UndercoverBard "says in really bad Irish accent" whale,whale,whale. :p

SW-User

I did need that about a minute ago

BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@SW-User

You should copy and paste your complete medical history to a Farmers Only dating profile.

TryingtoLava

Yesssss

BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@TryingtoLava

I think you should start a cult.

TryingtoLava

@BatRinseRepeat bout pandas?

BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@TryingtoLava

Definitely ✌

SW-User

Do tell!

BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@SW-User

Obviously you need to start making your own fireworks.

SW-User

@BatRinseRepeat I’ll start by blowing myself.........up. 😮

approachingmyexpirationdate · 61-69, M

yes please

BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@approachingmyexpirationdate

Get off the golf course and start volunteering at the nearest alligator farm.

approachingmyexpirationdate · 61-69, M

@BatRinseRepeat wearing the chicken around my neck?

TwiddlerofThumbs · F

Please!

BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@TwiddlerofThumbs

That thing you do when your alone - Invite the neighbors next time.

TwiddlerofThumbs · F

@BatRinseRepeat I thought they would make it a miserable experience. I see now that I am wrong.

Dewms

Yes.

BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@Dewms

You're really my type - Stop fighting it.

Dewms

@BatRinseRepeat hahaahahahahaha omg

SW-User

Sounds fun!! 🤭

BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@SW-User

Go ahead and sign up for those free insurance quotes.

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

Do eet

BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@CountScrofula

Get back together with your ex at the gun range.

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

@BatRinseRepeat Amazingl bad advice. A+

lipstickguy · 61-69, M

BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@lipstickguy

Stop begging. Be a big girl.

ronisme1 · 61-69, M

Oh please yes

bijouxbroussard · F

We-ell...between myself and my sisters, I probably have much of the bad advice covered. 😅

But yes, input, please ?

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BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@bijouxbroussard

Your fortune is waiting

bijouxbroussard · F

@BatRinseRepeat Oh, that’s [b]cool[/b] !

BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@bijouxbroussard

Yes. Hells Angels love that stuff.

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BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@LvChris

Get the band back together and book a prison tour.

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