I Have Been to a Kfc

I despise you Colonel Sanders. you tyrant! my only regret is that when I pecked your little old eyes out,that I could of taped it so I could watch it again and again, you Soulless Ego maniac. That smug little smile fills me with rage. Shove your side of biscuits when the sun don't shine. should be nice and dusty up there by now you pile of bones. See you in hell.