I Am Both Husband And Wife
Well, I finally said it. I just fixed a marvelous Sunday dinner - baked salmon, fresh corn on the cob, fried potatoes and green peppers - and as I sat down I said, I make a pretty good wife.
Silence. Hard look. What?
Well I cook and clean and do the dishes and laundry.
Well, then go paint your nails.
So I did.