I Enjoy Answering Questions

Is a certain blonde Kiwi still answering questions almost 8 years later? lollll

Do you still have a potty chart?

Sleep deprivation survey: (please check / answer only one option in each case) -


1. Can you sleep?

a - yes
b - No
c - I'm not sure

2. Perchance to dream?

a - Yes
b - No
c - Really don't know, why do you keep asking questions?
d - What are you talking about? (*see Shakespeare).

3. Are you thinking things along the line of 'oh man ! I'm gonna be tired tomorrow?'

a - Yes
b - Really no, I don't have to get up for anything
c - Seriously quit with the questions!

4. Have you enjoyed taking this short survey?

a - Yes, it's how I like to spend my time.
b - No, it was stupid
c - I haven't decided, what was the question again?

If you answered 'a' to Qu4 -

On a scale of 1 - 10, how much fun have you literally just had?

Did you answer?

a - Yes, I did (I couldn't help myself)
b - No, I got sidetracked by other things (my attention span is not what it could be)
c - What?

If you answered 'a' to the last question - what was the number you chose on the scale from 1 - 10?

a - 1
b - 2
c - 3
d - 4
e - 5
f - 6
g - 7
h - 8
i - 9
j - 10

Did you realise that I didn't tell you whether 10 was 'the most fun' or 'the least fun?' so:

Does your answer now look like -

a - you had the most fun but really you had the least

b - you had the least fun but really you loved it more than anything

c - you chose a middling number like 5 so it didn't matter (which is lucky because you didn't notice that I didn't say which way the scale ran)

d - You noticed but chose a random number because You are a maverick and you 'ride alone.'

thank you for taking this survey:

Was it useful?

a - yes, it was AMAZING, thank you so much
b - it was stupid (and basically not even funny, in fact really you are just trying too hard,comedy should just flow and I think we can all agree that this doesn't)
c - what?

Do I have too much time on my hands?

a - Pretty much
b - No, it was time well spent
c - maybe but you did manage to put work off for a bit longer which I suppose is a good thing.

Do you ever get enemas?

Did you wet your bed last night?

oh ho ho hilarious responses below. You have a condition. Please face up to it. Stop doing others' dirty work. You are special and loved. you do not need to fill out surveys to prove this.

I do for work actaully. I can message it to you if you like.

have you ever been some where all dressed nice and then just poopoo yourself like for fun :)

you like oral sex

Do you wet every day?

Do you enjoy older men?

How are you? Name your favorite hobbies?