Sleep deprivation survey: (please check / answer only one option in each case) -
1. Can you sleep?
a - yes
b - No
c - I'm not sure
2. Perchance to dream?
a - Yes
b - No
c - Really don't know, why do you keep asking questions?
d - What are you talking about? (*see Shakespeare).
3. Are you thinking things along the line of 'oh man ! I'm gonna be tired tomorrow?'
a - Yes
b - Really no, I don't have to get up for anything
c - Seriously quit with the questions!
4. Have you enjoyed taking this short survey?
a - Yes, it's how I like to spend my time.
b - No, it was stupid
c - I haven't decided, what was the question again?
If you answered 'a' to Qu4 -
On a scale of 1 - 10, how much fun have you literally just had?
Did you answer?
a - Yes, I did (I couldn't help myself)
b - No, I got sidetracked by other things (my attention span is not what it could be)
c - What?
If you answered 'a' to the last question - what was the number you chose on the scale from 1 - 10?
a - 1
b - 2
c - 3
d - 4
e - 5
f - 6
g - 7
h - 8
i - 9
j - 10
Did you realise that I didn't tell you whether 10 was 'the most fun' or 'the least fun?' so:
Does your answer now look like -
a - you had the most fun but really you had the least
b - you had the least fun but really you loved it more than anything
c - you chose a middling number like 5 so it didn't matter (which is lucky because you didn't notice that I didn't say which way the scale ran)
d - You noticed but chose a random number because You are a maverick and you 'ride alone.'
thank you for taking this survey:
Was it useful?
a - yes, it was AMAZING, thank you so much
b - it was stupid (and basically not even funny, in fact really you are just trying too hard,comedy should just flow and I think we can all agree that this doesn't)
c - what?
Do I have too much time on my hands?
a - Pretty much
b - No, it was time well spent
c - maybe but you did manage to put work off for a bit longer which I suppose is a good thing.