I Love Eating Fatty Foods And Watching The Pounds Pile On

I've eaten so much today. A huge English breakfast, a lot of pasta for lunch, a whole mud cake for dessert. Then I took a nap, all this food makes one tired. I then proceeded to eat three double cheeseburgers and a lot of fries. Maybe some potato chips next? Or maybe chocolate? The struggle is real as my belly is filled to the max and I can hardly sit straight up.