I Am Not The Other Woman

Sex is like mowing the lawn. It's ok if my spouse does not want to help, but she should not be upset if I invite someone over so I don't have to do it by myself.

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Northwest · M

You don't "invite" someone to mow your lawn, you pay someone to do it.

Actually, come to think of it, typically if the husband is not helping out with chores, it is the wife that ends up outsourcing the job.

Your analogy is as bad as your attitude toward your marriage.

IronHamster · 56-60, M

@Northwest: Good idea. I'm sure I can pay someone to come over and get me off, too. LOL.

polyandrym66 · 70-79, M

Good analogy...

Benjr134 · M

Dontou often push your lawnmower with your spous? Or do you putnyou dick in your lawnmower? What do you do to th lawnmower when it shreds up your dick?

JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F

Yea. Because we all know sex is a wifes duty .. 🙄

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JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F

Also. You are an idiot

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IronHamster · 56-60, M

@JaggedLittlePill: Your cruel kink of nonogamy is forced on the unwilling. This is a clear violation of the standards of the BDSM community.

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