Shortest job you've ever had?

Less than an hour.

It was a 24 hour daycare in Louisiana.

My first day on the job I hadn’t taken a tour of the place which was a mistake. I was so desperate for work at the time I wasn’t using my head. I started at 630 in the morning. Kids began arriving & they played all ages from 1-10 in the same area at first. Then we went into the back area. There was no wall art. No designated play centers no books!! They sat in the kitchen area & hadn’t been made to wash their hands before breakfast. Babies walking barefoot in & out of the kitchen area where the oven was and chemicals were not locked up. They left me with 20 kids of varying ages. They then split us up into two ‘rooms’ really one big room with half doors to separate. I had kids from 2-10 in the same small area. Only a bucket of broken toys for them to use that were clearly not advanced enough for the older kids. When I asked the teacher across why she said the kids broke the age appropriate stuff so they just give them that. Then the teacher across the way left her 8 toddlers alone to get something from another part of the building. I was freaking out with lack safety, cleaning & learning standards. I called for the front girl, apologized & left. I reported the place as I walked home. Worst conditions I ever saw.