I Have Worn a Bikini
I have the strange feeling I would look like a total idiot in one.
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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
[i] I'm sorry to be such a meanie,
But IF you would wear a bikini*,
'Twould lessen your guilt
If 'twere under your kilt,
So as NOT to expose your zucchini.[/i]
*or a mankini
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But IF you would wear a bikini*,
'Twould lessen your guilt
If 'twere under your kilt,
So as NOT to expose your zucchini.[/i]
*or a mankini
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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@fairefoutre
[quote]The improbability in fact to be strictly accurate[/quote]
Improbable or not, the suggestion left a horrendous sight in the imagination that cannot be unseen. 😱
At best forgotten, maybe after a few months... 🤭 😄 🤭
[quote]The improbability in fact to be strictly accurate[/quote]
Improbable or not, the suggestion left a horrendous sight in the imagination that cannot be unseen. 😱
At best forgotten, maybe after a few months... 🤭 😄 🤭
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Lol.