I Lost My Keys

Locked Up Keys... This past weekend bar hopping, my friend Johnny and I heard a band playing outside in a new pub down the street, so we decided to check it out. Upon entering we looked around, realizing the live band sucked and the clientele less than favorable, we beelined out of there and decided that we would go to our favorite watering hole. Walking back to the car it dawned on me that I did not have my keys. Where did I leave them this time? (*face palm) 'Faaaq, I locked them in the car!' I screamed. sure enough they were right in plain sight sitting on the front seat for fuks sake. But no worries, "The back trunk on my SUV is always unlocked" I replied. So with no fear I opened up the hatch, climbing over the seats with high heels on and skin tight jeans to retrieve the elusive keys. Johnny of course loved the view he got watching me from behind, straddling the back seat with my long legs practically falling into the front seat. As soon as I got up there I busted up laughing because I looked at both front doors and they were unlocked!. It was Johnny's turn to laugh now and comment on how great the show was, and that maybe we should just call a cab.