I Am Almost Immobile

Look people, I want to do this with my life. I want to be the fattest person in the world

Look people, I want to do this with my life. I want to be the fattest person in the world

I'll be fine

But anyway Look people, I want to do this with my life. I want to be the fattest person in the world

STOP people, I want to do this with my life. I want to be the fattest person in the world

I don't know probably a couple thousand dollars

And my parents pay for my food

You need to STOP eating and being such a damn fool! And if your friend wants to lose weight you should encourage him instead of trying to weigh more then him!

Try to stay mobile as long as you can while getting fatter. I wish you luck!

How am I supposed to excercise if I can barely walk

You know what, FINE. Maybe I will lose weight.

Ugh fine... Too much excercise

Even though I've worked so hard

I never see the food bill

I did a rough estimate

I know one thing with my mum you'd have more chance been the skinniest as no way she pay nor would she assist you to be bone idle

The ought to be ashamed of themselves letting you get that fat! What's your food bill each week?

Well you'll have to work harder to lose it and in future don't follow through with such stupid ideas!

That's terrible, that's almost 300kg! I'm surprised you aren't already immobile!

That's ridiculous, what do your parents do for work?

Gonna have trouble if immobile and no one wants bother with you

Wait a minute, how am I supposed to excercise if I can barely move

Please seriously tell me

Who pays for your food?

WTF?

GOOD!