I Am Glad People Can't Read My Thoughts

Here is my thought process as I scan the list of recent posts and decide which ones to click on:
"No...no...nope...definitely not!...no...no....EWWW!...no...no...hmmm, maybe *clicks on it*, that was a waste of time....no....no....I didn't even know that was possible! IS that even possible???.......no...no....
Why does someone feel the need to share that?...*refreshes screen*....sigh, I guess I'll make supper 😒