I Am a Photographer

@PoetryNEmotion I saw it on the internet so it must be true!

Well i do have a number of packages available, and this month i will be offering free 8x10 prints :D

@Shutterbug 🤣... I'll take 100 - so long as theyre 2x5 fingerprints... 🤣... And they're on my body 😁🤣😂

@OogieBoogie oh you need to check out my spcials at the moment. Purchase the 100 fingerprint package and get an additional 50% at no extra cost! 😏

@Shutterbug well gimme a few more bars of chocolate, I'm gonna need a little more coverage to cope with the extra 50%.

Oh... Hang on...🤔
... Can I have it in intstallments? 😁

@OogieBoogie chocolate is extra! On account of the global situation!

I’m an we can to a satisfactory arrangement! 😏

@Shutterbug Oooh goody... Can I have a tab?🤗

@OogieBoogie Letting you know split bills have a surcharge

@Shutterbug Damn. 😒

@OogieBoogie its tough times..... need to turn a profit 😏

@OogieBoogie He's a tough but lovable super hero, Ooogs. Lol. Good day to you. Good night to him. I have to work days. Kissessssssssssssssssssss....Protect the DOOM FORTRESS at all costs.

@Shutterbug ah... Yes... Profit.

The God of all 21 century life

@PoetryNEmotion have a great day at work!

Dont worry I will keep Oogs at bay! 😏

@OogieBoogie I offered you a 50% bonus! 😏

You want the mates rates now?

Roger wilko @PoetryNEmotion... 10 40 good buddy!🤗
Pulling up drawbridge to DOOM CASTLE now.

And he's paid in the ass super hero!
Always showing off the batmobile anf bragging about his batterang 😏

@Shutterbug do I hey the free promotional toaster oven as well? 🤔

@OogieBoogie i got the bat chopper to drop in...

@OogieBoogie we offer the k tel steak knives ....😏

@Shutterbug oh for pities sake!... U
and ypur gadgets!
Still....🤔... Makes me wonder if you have a 'boudoir' version of Ur utility belt... 😜

@Shutterbug strap knives?

Yeah - ok - know where I'm sticking the first one! 😁😁😁

@OogieBoogie 😲🙄

@Shutterbug wot?

Sheesh... Wotevah 😒

@OogieBoogieso where were you going to stick it?

@Shutterbug Gawd. She will tell you! You both get along. I cherish both of you.

@OogieBoogie Hey. My soles are killing me from work. Tell the minions they shall rub them when I arrive home to the fortress of DOOM this afternoon. And have them draw a nice hottish bath. Do not forget the frogs. Not too warm for them. Thanks.

@Shutterbug Thanks baby!