I Fear For The Future Of America

Imagine you're at a party. There's a guy who is obviously up to his eyes in debt pretending to be wealthy, wearing a girdle to hide the fact that he's overweight, staggering around while desperately trying to hide just how drunk he really is, patting people he barely knows on the back like they're old friends, being generally loud and obnoxious, and everyone at the party knows he is way too old to be acting like that, but nobody wants to call him on it because they know it would only start a fight they don't want to be involved in, and because he makes a point of standing up to any moron more annoying and harmful than himself. He isn't necessarily a bad guy, just a lot of trouble to deal with most of the time.


America is that guy to the rest of the world.