I Love My Man

I giggled as my man left before the crack of dawn. He dresses to look invisible. lol... He wears his screened head dress, and all decked out in ... leaves. lol....
Today he came back with a hunting story that I could hear the excitement in his voice. He told me he was all settled in on a high point, waiting silently. When he heard all the ruffling of leaves behind him. He was pointed in the opposite direction. So he turned his head to see what was coming up the trail. He said his heart skipped a beat when he saw what was coming. A big black bear was following his trail. He sat there as the bear came ... just a step or two away from him. The bear walked right past him! He said... I told you I was invisible!