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I Like Horror Movies

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Things that happen in EVERY horror film:
1. Does NOT flip on the lights.
2. Walks PAINFULLY slowly.
3. REPEATEDLY falls for the same thing.
4. Does NOT call the cops.
5. DROPS their only weapon.
6. Ignores COMMON FUCKING SENSE.

PS- If your child is SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER, do not walk slowly to their door and calmly ask if they're okay. THEY AREN'T.
26-30, M
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Xicsukin · 22-25, M
Nobody ever whistles when they need to get somebody attention!

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