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I Like Horror Movies
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Things that happen in EVERY horror film:
1. Does NOT flip on the lights.
2. Walks PAINFULLY slowly.
3. REPEATEDLY falls for the same thing.
4. Does NOT call the cops.
5. DROPS their only weapon.
6. Ignores COMMON FUCKING SENSE.

PS- If your child is SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER, do not walk slowly to their door and calmly ask if they're okay. THEY AREN'T.
Cries like biotches. Always the wimp that lives. Etc
Daltonico · 56-60, M
Absolutely right. It is [b]very[/b] annoying. And you sit there thinking, "You just WOULDN'T do that."
I think it is called lazy movie making.
Xicsukin · 26-30, M
Nobody ever whistles when they need to get somebody attention!
Horror movies are my favorite--trips over nothing and falls.

 
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