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I Like Horror Movies

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Things that happen in EVERY horror film:
1. Does NOT flip on the lights.
2. Walks PAINFULLY slowly.
3. REPEATEDLY falls for the same thing.
4. Does NOT call the cops.
5. DROPS their only weapon.

PS- If your child is SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER, do not walk slowly to their door and calmly ask if they're okay. THEY AREN'T.
26-30, M
4 replies
Mar 6, 2018
Edited: 1 yr ago
Cries like biotches. Always the wimp that lives. Etc
Daltonico · 56-60, M
Absolutely right. It is [b]very[/b] annoying. And you sit there thinking, "You just WOULDN'T do that."
I think it is called lazy movie making.
Xicsukin · 22-25, M
Nobody ever whistles when they need to get somebody attention!
Horror movies are my favorite--trips over nothing and falls.

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