I Like Funny Stories

Two men were playing golf when a funeral procession drove past slowly. One of the men stop walking and removed his golfing cap.

When the procession passed and the man replaced his cap, the other, obviously moved by this, spoke up. "That was very nice of you."

The first sighed, resumed the walking. "It was the least I could do," he replied. "I was married to her for 25 years."