You ever find that, on average you tend to trust those who like big butts?

I mean, you find someone who doesn’t give you shit for liking big butts and fat ladies, and odds are they’re pretty chill already in my book ;-)

Embarrassing confession time! I heard the Jonathan Coulton cover to Baby Got Back before I heard the original.

Anacondas are, in fact, the most trustworthy judges of character.

No. All those other brothas can deny.
But as a female I want to be valued for things that matter and not the fat in my ass.

34 26 34? Only if she’s 5’3” 😎

According to Sir Mixalot this is true...yo.

Do I tend to trust those who like big butts?? 😐

I have always thought hips to be more truthful, or is that just Shakira's?

I’ve more trusted those who have nice tits, regardless of size.

well if you don't have much of a butt you can be safe in the jungle

Ouch ouch ouch...
I so bit for that.
Nice ta see ya

I like small ones

My brother can't deny it, certainly

What Sit Mix said, is in fact a lie.

yeah, lol. That was a good one.

I dial 1-900-Mixalot.

I definitely can lie. Does that mean that I don't like big butts?