I Want To Be In The Stocks Or A Pillory

Oh yes, get me in there, all nice & snug & secure. Have the pies all ready, Lovely deep filled creamy pies laid out on a table for me to see.

Its so exciting, how can I resist?

.......well I can't!

Smush them in my face, go on, rub them in real good, pie after pie till I'm buried in goo