I Got Dared
ok.... I finally got another dare. Not too complicated... Eat a banana as sexy as possible in front of a cute guy.
So we were sitting at a table eating. There was a table of guys across the cafeteria. A couple of them kept looking over at us. Erin (my roommate) was sitting next to me. Across from us was a couple girls from next door who we've been hanging out with. Kathy and Rachael.
You know how if someone keeps looking at you, you can feel their eyes on you? Well, that's what was going on and I kept glancing over at him. Kathy was in the middle of telling me something and I kept glancing away. Rude, I know! She finally says "what do you keep looking at?". Erin told her "she's got a guy over there drooling over her". Of course, Kathy and Rachael immediately spin around! EMBARRASSING!
So we were all laughing and joking about it. Then I picked up the banana and said "here, I'll give him something to stare at".
I peeled the banana and just started totally getting nasty with it! Erin, Kathy and Rach are just dying laughing!
Rach was like "no no no...you're doing it all wrong!" so I popped it out of my mouth and said "Fine, professor! Show me how it's done!" EWWWW!!!! We're all laughing hysterically and all of a sudden Erin jumps up and goes and grabs three more bananas from the salad bar!
You should have seen everyone looking at us! You ever try to deep throat a banana while you're laughing? It doesn't work!
So we were sitting at a table eating. There was a table of guys across the cafeteria. A couple of them kept looking over at us. Erin (my roommate) was sitting next to me. Across from us was a couple girls from next door who we've been hanging out with. Kathy and Rachael.
You know how if someone keeps looking at you, you can feel their eyes on you? Well, that's what was going on and I kept glancing over at him. Kathy was in the middle of telling me something and I kept glancing away. Rude, I know! She finally says "what do you keep looking at?". Erin told her "she's got a guy over there drooling over her". Of course, Kathy and Rachael immediately spin around! EMBARRASSING!
So we were all laughing and joking about it. Then I picked up the banana and said "here, I'll give him something to stare at".
I peeled the banana and just started totally getting nasty with it! Erin, Kathy and Rach are just dying laughing!
Rach was like "no no no...you're doing it all wrong!" so I popped it out of my mouth and said "Fine, professor! Show me how it's done!" EWWWW!!!! We're all laughing hysterically and all of a sudden Erin jumps up and goes and grabs three more bananas from the salad bar!
You should have seen everyone looking at us! You ever try to deep throat a banana while you're laughing? It doesn't work!
26-30, F
