I Got Dared

ok, I did it!

I put on a tightie whitie tank top with nothing underneath. Even if I'm standing and pull it down as far as it'll go, it only goes halfway down my butt and doesn't cover my kitty at all. It's thin enough that my "you-know-whats" are plainly visible. Usually I wear something else under it. Not today though. Not with a triple dog dare on the line. Sitting in the car, it just immediately rode up above my hips.

So I drove to the school to pick up my brother and sister. It's nice and warm today so I had the windows down and the music cranked. I got to school a few minutes early and parked in the visitor parking close to the door they usually come out of.

Bell rang and kids come flooding out. As usual, my social butterfly sister has to be one of the last to leave. No one got close enough to see my lap. But a few boys had their eyes locked on...probably trying to figure out if they were really seeing what they were looking at. Too bad they didn't get closer. They might have seen how short the tee was. oh well...their loss.

My brother came out first. He immediately jumps in the passenger seat. As soon as he sees how I'm dressed, he's all smiles and all eyes. "Mom would kill you if she knew you only wore a top driving around!" I told him what's the big deal? No one can see.

Finally my sister shows up. She gets in the backseat and leans over the seat. She laughed. "well, at least you put a shirt on!"

So I back out and that's when I realize..... one way drive and I have to drive past 7 buses loaded with kids and there's no way to do it fast.

So I drive slowly down the line and I'm kinda watching out of the corner of my eye. At least half a dozen kids on the buses did double takes!