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I Want to Go to Outer Space

I'm looking to buy a second hand spaceship. If anyone would like to join me on a galaxy tour, just come along. I hope to get one big enough for about 10 people.

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Classified · M

Second hand spaceship? You know they actually eject parts when they use it, right? :?

JennaBug · 31-35, F

@Classified Yeah, I'll need a mechanic because I can only afford a 2nd hand. Did you know that new ones sell for more than $1 000 000 000 000 000 000 001.25?
I only have $1 000 000 000 000 000.87

Classified · M

@JennaBug You're almost broke. 😱

JennaBug · 31-35, F

@Classified Well I'm hoping to pick up some passengers along the way and charge super fee's for tourism to far away plantes and places. I should recoup in 100 years or so... no problem.

Classified · M

@JennaBug If you then use relative time, you need only to be a short while out there and then on earth 100 years will have passed. I'm seeing a profitable model here. :)

JennaBug · 31-35, F

@Classified Great. So are you coming?

Classified · M

@JennaBug But that means all my loved ones would be dead after the trip. :'(

JennaBug · 31-35, F

@Classified Gawd sakes... That's one way to put a downer on the whole deal... Damn. Oh well, I'm still going ;)

Classified · M

@JennaBug Just take your loved ones with you. I'm sure they wouldn't mind investing into your business plans. That's what they are loved ones for. ;)