I get told more than asked, what horrible thing happened for you to be like this

My interest in japanese cartoons soon became a crippling anime addiction. Not long after I was clutching my ambiguously gendered ladyboy body pillow to comfort myself from the withdrawals of cat girl videos.

Then one day, naked, soba noodles covering my man parts and shivering from soy induced hypertension, I embarked on a personal journey to become the man you see before you today..