I Want To Know What You Would Do If This Happened To You

Thinking about my recent visit to the dentist for a check up. After about 3 minutes of poking my gums with a bloody sharp, pointy thing he says: "Mmmmm...a little bit of bleeding there..." I nearly said, "Ok, sport, let's change places. You sit here and I'll stand there. Give me the pointy thing and I'll stab you in the gob for a few minutes. Then we'll see some REAL blood." But I'm far too polite for that...