I Love Blonde Jokes

A blind guy wanders into a bar in Manhattan and says to the bartender, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"

"Listen, buddy," says the woman behind the bar, "lemme just tell you: I'm a blonde, and I'm a karate champion. The gal on your left is a blonde, and she's a cop. The gal on your right is a blonde, and she's a bouncer at a nightclub. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?"

"Hell, no," says the blind guy, "not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."