I Had a Skunk Encounter

@lifty4ever: it does smell awesome. It's starting to do libido on my wife. It's great :)

@SkunkedForLIfe: Awesome dude, told you those mating season pheromones are magical! Pounce her like skunks in heat!

@Tybron: you got that right

Thanks in advance for any hearts but i won't be going out skunk hunting anytime soon due to my natural living circumstances and my nosy folks. i'd rather wait until i move out. Then i can have some real fun and get the deodorizing stuff made so as to not make neighbours suspicious. i'd love to read about everyone else's stories though. I want some creative chases too. Go out there and get as stinky as possible. Believe me. Give those cute little stinkers a reason, they'll piss and rain that glorious dew all over you guys

Think of it this way: you'll be a clean canvas for the next chasing when it comes

True. Very true.