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I Had a Skunk Encounter

A Pre-Spring Chase, successful spritzing.
At about 7 p.m. I headed up to the lake, the time being perfect for a chase given that the temperatures have risen to acceptable levels, the snow seems to be melted here and it's now skunk mating season, so I know they'll be extra pungent! Right off the bat I found a skunk, but it was surprisingly close to a known burrow and I knew running after it would be pointless until it got further away, so I let the little stinker sniff around, only to find the little guy ran right down the lake's shoreline and even with my pursuing I managed to lose him (possibly went into a hiding space, hard to say?). Disheartened but not completely demoralized, I continued to look around. I tried heading south along the shorelines and looked around the golf course for several minutes to no avail, but upon my return to known skunk turf (the wooded creek area) I found a skunk, possibly the same one that ran before. I gave chase and stumbled a bit, accidentally dropping my skunk plush but quickly throwing my flashlight at it, and I believe the skunk misted my flashlight before ducking into a rather impressive burrow. Coincidentally, it's the same burrow I mentioned a year or so ago that's made from a rotted-out pipe that evidently never got replaced. Looking about the burrow with my flashlight I couldn't even see a skunk in the vast emptiness, my line of sight badly obscured by the pipe as well as massive tree roots and brush, so I gave up looking for that one, confident I'd come back later and find him again.
After more fruitless searching combing the golf course for over an hour, I thought my night was going to end in only a partial success, but upon returning to the creek I was delighted to find the striped beauty was back! I crept up steadily at first with my flashlight off so as not to blow my cover, but upon seeing the skunk making a beeline away from me and towards the fence line I ran at full tilt to catch up, soon closing the gap enough to hurl my skunk plush right at the skunk's rear, getting my dear plush Penelope generously spritzed in the face. I threw her a few more times just to make absolutely sure she was hit, then managed to tangle myself unceremoniously on a wire barrier I was too distracted by chasing to notice or jump over, my fall giving the skunk more than enough time to reach the fence and duck into the locked-off marina. It's just as well, anyway, because as much as I LOVE being sprayed on my skin, I DO have work tomorrow.
Speaking of which, even though I made great efforts to ensure none of my skin was sprayed, I noticed the tips of my left fingers do smell rather skunky, and after getting some deep awesome whiffs of Penelope I licked my lips and noticed I tasted skunk musk on my mustache (most likely some oil transferred), so it looks like I'll have to deodorize regardless. I just hope I'm not smelled at work, I'm already on thin ice as it is (they put me on retraining due to a less-than-stellar performance review) and it's REALLY humiliating to get chewed out by management for hygiene.
I think it might've been a male in rut that I chased because the smell is especially chemical and sulfurous, not nearly as sweet as a female in heat would be. Still, it's wonderfully skunky and overpowering to the senses!
Skunksmeller
Great to read you back in the chase! Wish I lived in Ok. I still dream of surprising and cornering one in the wild so I GET IT even without having to lift the tail. check out the internet story "A Skunk Is the Michael Phelps of Animals"
A great and productive "conering" on the Fordham U campus by a drunk freshman.
Skibby
Glad to hear that the night ended with a partial success. Hopefully Penelope holds the scent long enough for you to get a chance to get skunked yourself.
Tybron · 41-45, M
There's a few problems with that.

Firstly, thanks to Penelope beautifully stinking up my room, I have to COMPLETELY CHANGE every article of clothing before leaving my house to not smell very noticeably skunky, and even then I've got odor transfer from my car, and other articles I had on and/or around me the night I was hit like my cell phone and keys. I usually insulate my cell phone by keeping it in the glove compartment of my car during skunk chases, but I stupidly had it in my sprayed jeans pocket this last time. Big mistake, because it's badly skunked now, and being that all of it is nice, porous plastic I can throw even the best deodorizing stuff at it and barely hope to make a dent. When I went to pick up my order at a Chinese take-out place today, both clerks smelled me and covered their noses, and 1 customer actively left with his girlfriend in disgust complaining about the stink.

Secondly, if I'm actually sprayed, the scent will likely seep into my pores, requiring repeated deodorizing, then hot shower, then deodorizing while the pores are still open, ad infinitum. There is NO hot water in this house, the piss-poor electrical output no longer functions well enough to provide us with any water hotter than lukewarm, I've checked.

Neither of these would be too bad if not for the fact that not only do I need to buy another car (my last one was totaled in a nasty car accident that got my head split open November 16th, and the medical bills are staggering at over $12,000 total) but I may also need to look for another job in order to even meet basic needs. I can kiss my hiring prospects goodbye if I go to any job interview stinking of skunk spray.

So I don't know if I'll be getting sprayed myself anytime soon. I'll have to think about it. I want to at least wait until I can drive my own vehicle there once again and be sure that I can deodorize fully afterward, you know?
Skibby
Oof. That is really rough to hear. I truly hope your head and the rest of yourself is fine. Money comes and goes, but you can't replace your life. As for staying skunk-free for interviews and your job, all I can say is shucks. It may take some time and planning, but I'm sure that when opportunity arises, the skunks will be armed and ready for you.
lifty4ever
awesome. hope you get some time to yourself to get properly skunked :)
Tybron · 41-45, M
I may have some pretty soon, I just have to mail something and of course I can't be skunking up a post office.

 
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