I Had a Skunk Encounter
A Beautiful And Systematic Skunking!... Greetings once again to my skunky readers!
I headed up to the lake tonight with one mission: to get as magnificently skunky as possible. My secondary ob<x>jectives were to re-scent my pillowcase and even a skunk plush I bought a few years ago (all my other skunk plushes have too much sentimental value, so I left them at home in case I'd have to toss them out). Within about 10 minutes of walking around I got the pillowcase badly sprayed by a very cute adult skunk, then followed it up by throwing my plush at another skunk as he was about to flee into a drainage pipe. Having those thoroughly skunked, I decided to focus on myself from that point forward.
I saw another lovely bold-striped beauty near the marina and knew I'd have to sneak up, because if you chase skunks too close to the marina they always find an escape route into the boat area and obviously hopping the fence would be trespassing, and there's cameras and Harbor Patrol police in that very area, so not an option.
I circled around and sneaked up behind the little stinker. He didn't notice me until I was right near him so I gave chase, and grabbed his tail. A heavy perfuming came my way, and I happily rubbed that oil in everywhere I could: both arms, my armpits, and once I'd started tapping the rump for more spray, both feet. I didn't really think of my hair this time but I suspect from the heavy bombardment I got (and the oiliness when I touch it) that it was hit with spray as well.
Either way I'm coated all over my arms, neck, crotch, feet, belly, everywhere that I would normally sweat. In that sense, I've masked my human odor nicely, and once again smell like the skunk I am! :)
I noticed every room I'm in fills with my lovely aroma in minutes and I love coming back in to smell it again. Going outside immediately brings the scent to my nose once more since the fresh air refilters it. I'm so very relaxed and aroused. I deeply inhaled my sprayed plush earlier and surprisingly the incredibly musky scent managed to burn my nostrils and cause me to cry (a reaction I've not had in forever, but not unwelcome!).
Mmmm each skunk seems so unique too, particularly the really musky ones. When I sniff one glove it smells a little like bananas, and another like violets, or even antiseptic (never smelled that quality before, but it sure burns). The one that nailed the pillowcase was particularly sulfurous, but the plush is VERY sweetly musky (addicting, really). Getting plenty of oniony/sulfurous stink even from the plush though. Reminds me of cutting/grilling onions when I worked in fast food.
I wish these skunky perfumes could just be my natural scent and I could live with other skunk lovers. It's going to be a shame to lose such intoxicating scents Friday night when I inevitably deodorize for work.
I headed up to the lake tonight with one mission: to get as magnificently skunky as possible. My secondary ob<x>jectives were to re-scent my pillowcase and even a skunk plush I bought a few years ago (all my other skunk plushes have too much sentimental value, so I left them at home in case I'd have to toss them out). Within about 10 minutes of walking around I got the pillowcase badly sprayed by a very cute adult skunk, then followed it up by throwing my plush at another skunk as he was about to flee into a drainage pipe. Having those thoroughly skunked, I decided to focus on myself from that point forward.
I saw another lovely bold-striped beauty near the marina and knew I'd have to sneak up, because if you chase skunks too close to the marina they always find an escape route into the boat area and obviously hopping the fence would be trespassing, and there's cameras and Harbor Patrol police in that very area, so not an option.
I circled around and sneaked up behind the little stinker. He didn't notice me until I was right near him so I gave chase, and grabbed his tail. A heavy perfuming came my way, and I happily rubbed that oil in everywhere I could: both arms, my armpits, and once I'd started tapping the rump for more spray, both feet. I didn't really think of my hair this time but I suspect from the heavy bombardment I got (and the oiliness when I touch it) that it was hit with spray as well.
Either way I'm coated all over my arms, neck, crotch, feet, belly, everywhere that I would normally sweat. In that sense, I've masked my human odor nicely, and once again smell like the skunk I am! :)
I noticed every room I'm in fills with my lovely aroma in minutes and I love coming back in to smell it again. Going outside immediately brings the scent to my nose once more since the fresh air refilters it. I'm so very relaxed and aroused. I deeply inhaled my sprayed plush earlier and surprisingly the incredibly musky scent managed to burn my nostrils and cause me to cry (a reaction I've not had in forever, but not unwelcome!).
Mmmm each skunk seems so unique too, particularly the really musky ones. When I sniff one glove it smells a little like bananas, and another like violets, or even antiseptic (never smelled that quality before, but it sure burns). The one that nailed the pillowcase was particularly sulfurous, but the plush is VERY sweetly musky (addicting, really). Getting plenty of oniony/sulfurous stink even from the plush though. Reminds me of cutting/grilling onions when I worked in fast food.
I wish these skunky perfumes could just be my natural scent and I could live with other skunk lovers. It's going to be a shame to lose such intoxicating scents Friday night when I inevitably deodorize for work.
41-45, M
