I Had a Skunk Encounter
Nature's Finest Cologne, Coating Me Again!... Hey everyone, I know it's been too long since my last successful skunk encounter, but I got incredibly lucky tonight! The weather was right, the opportunity worked out just in my favor and everything turned up roses (though smelled like skunk of course).
I left the house at about midnight, wishing I'd left earlier but as it turns out my timing was perfect because, before I could even get to a parking space at the lake, a skunk darted out in front of my car! Of course I stopped at once and frantically tried to give chase, but by the time I could get out of my car, get my cell phone and such put away (I'd hate to get such expensive equipment sprayed after all) and got to my feet the skunk had vanished out of sight. The flashlight I brought was absolutely pitiful, so I had to resort to my cell phone's flashlight app again. Disappointed at losing the little stinker, I headed back to my car and drove ahead to properly park it.
Lo and behold, as I got out of my car and traipsed forward I spotted the little stinker again! Seems she might've suspected I was still in the area because she certainly wasn't taking her time sniffing around for grubs as usual, she was very active. This gave me very little time to try sneaking up, so I took the direct approach and bolted directly for her. As she neared the tall grass to escape, I threw my latex pocket libido assistance device (and if you have to ask no it's not PG-13 rated so I can't say what, but its end is shaped like a lower part of the female anatomy) assuming she'd quickly spray it before escaping, but it turns out that it stuck to her foot and she stopped to try and remove it, giving me a chance to grab her tail!
Immediately the spray flew and splashed my face, I could even see the droplets flash before my eyes before I was rendered skunked and partially blinded. I took the opportunity to milk her, of course, getting as much musk out of those glands as I could and rubbing it in all over my face, my shoulders, my chest, everywhere I could think of. I thanked her profusely in a calm, gentle voice as always, holding on to the tail ba<x>se gently and making sure she wasn't too uncomfortable. I also ensured the rubber insert was sprayed repeatedly, since the old skunky scent on it has been fading a lot since October and it needed refreshing!
You may be wondering how I knew it was a female. I don't know for absolute certain, but judging by how sweet her musk smells and how chubby she was I suspect she's bearing kits from this last mating season. All I know is that I'm going to keep this golden-amber perfume on my skin for as long as I can before deodorizing, I'll just have to be more careful in how frequently I enjoy my new aroma this time!
I left the house at about midnight, wishing I'd left earlier but as it turns out my timing was perfect because, before I could even get to a parking space at the lake, a skunk darted out in front of my car! Of course I stopped at once and frantically tried to give chase, but by the time I could get out of my car, get my cell phone and such put away (I'd hate to get such expensive equipment sprayed after all) and got to my feet the skunk had vanished out of sight. The flashlight I brought was absolutely pitiful, so I had to resort to my cell phone's flashlight app again. Disappointed at losing the little stinker, I headed back to my car and drove ahead to properly park it.
Lo and behold, as I got out of my car and traipsed forward I spotted the little stinker again! Seems she might've suspected I was still in the area because she certainly wasn't taking her time sniffing around for grubs as usual, she was very active. This gave me very little time to try sneaking up, so I took the direct approach and bolted directly for her. As she neared the tall grass to escape, I threw my latex pocket libido assistance device (and if you have to ask no it's not PG-13 rated so I can't say what, but its end is shaped like a lower part of the female anatomy) assuming she'd quickly spray it before escaping, but it turns out that it stuck to her foot and she stopped to try and remove it, giving me a chance to grab her tail!
Immediately the spray flew and splashed my face, I could even see the droplets flash before my eyes before I was rendered skunked and partially blinded. I took the opportunity to milk her, of course, getting as much musk out of those glands as I could and rubbing it in all over my face, my shoulders, my chest, everywhere I could think of. I thanked her profusely in a calm, gentle voice as always, holding on to the tail ba<x>se gently and making sure she wasn't too uncomfortable. I also ensured the rubber insert was sprayed repeatedly, since the old skunky scent on it has been fading a lot since October and it needed refreshing!
You may be wondering how I knew it was a female. I don't know for absolute certain, but judging by how sweet her musk smells and how chubby she was I suspect she's bearing kits from this last mating season. All I know is that I'm going to keep this golden-amber perfume on my skin for as long as I can before deodorizing, I'll just have to be more careful in how frequently I enjoy my new aroma this time!
