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I Had a Skunk Encounter

Disappointing Lake Trip... I went to the lake again last night hoping to finally get to take advantage of skunk mating season and the rumored enhanced spray scent from hormones I've heard about. While I DID find a couple of skunks, I found them in an area with a lot of good hiding spots (drainage pipes, the marina and rocky shore respectively) and they kept diving for cover and waiting me out. I waited as well, knowing they'd eventually come out, but then I was just too nice to them and kept my distance before following thinking it would give me an advantage to survey for escape routes first. This proved to be a mistake because one skunk dove into the boat storage (which is fenced and locked off with cameras and would be illegal for me to enter) and another wandered around the rocky shore of the lake and finally hid under a big heavy rock where I couldn't get to it.

The skunk under the rock was adorable (thin white head stripe and all black down his back and tail), and I enjoyed talking to it in a low friendly voice and trying to coax him out, but alas, the most I could do is remove rocks between us and free up some space. The only way the skunk could squeeze out would be to crawl towards me and it obviously didn't want that. I couldn't coax a spray given how squeezed in it was and skunks hate firing in enclosed spaces (he/she did however try a few times to bite, so I knew grabbing at a desperate skunk would be a terrible idea). I also tried pushing more rocks in to remove all space and see if he'd dash out, but he didn't seem to mind getting closed in there and so that failed as well. Eventually, at about 1:50 a.m. the storm started coming in and a combination of low temperatures and heavy rain did NOT make waiting for the skunk to exit the rock sound at all fun, so I left in defeat.

The experience really reminded me just how tenacious and intelligent skunks can be, they knew to take full advantage of their size difference to escape me. I just wish I'd been sprayed though, I hate going through all the trouble of suiting up and driving down there and coming back without a single squirt. I'm sad to report I did find a dead skunk in a feral cat enclosure and I suspect he may have been poisoned, given all the mechanical trap paraphernalia I seemed to find in the area. He might've also just gotten sick from eating the cat food people leave out there (it's very bad for skunks and ruins their kidneys), I don't know, his stripes were yellow which means they're sick. I didn't have latex gloves or a shovel or I would've given him a proper burial.

It's going to snow heavily over the next few days and this was my last chance to get a chase in before the weather ruined it. I can only blame myself for softening up so much. I think if I'd charged at the one by the shore I might've been able to get to him before he got to the rocks. Of course, there's some hidey-holes in a grassy patch by the shore too which is part of why I didn't. I guess I'll never know. At least my skunked clothing is still really nicely pungent.
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SkunkZ
Your stories are really interesting to read, although I see skunks all the time and have been waiting for the right chance to get sprayed. Any tips?
Tybron · 41-45, M
Sure! First off, you need a proper "skunk-chasing suit", what I recommend is bright coloration shirt and jeans, if you want to look at the spray later. If that's not a concern, just comfy casual stuff will do. If you don't have disposable clothes, you might go for painter's coveralls instead (about $10 at Home Depot or Lowe's, even Wal-Mart probably has them). Those you can wear over anything and they will fully shield everything but your face and hands from being musked.

I recommend going at night of course, preferably at a time where there's very little car and pedestrian traffic wherever you're seeing the skunks (those tend to scare them into hiding when they so much as hear a car approaching). If you're concerned about getting sprayed in the eyes, I recommend standard goggles (I used to recommend diving goggles but the pair I bought is WAY too tight for me so just safety goggles are best). I recommend sneaking up on the skunk as slowly as you can then running to grab the tail.

Once you've got the little stinker, do NOT pet the skunk or get your hand anywhere near its face, they can get VERY bitey (something I learned from experience). I personally put my hand near the rump when they start spraying so I can apply the musk like cologne. I also talk to it gently and try to calm it down a little since after all, we don't want to hurt the little guys, just milk their sweet stink. I always thank the skunk when I release it too (it's only polite).
Tybron · 41-45, M
For deodorizing, I recommend a mix of 1 liter hydrogen peroxide and 1/3 cup baking soda. Mix in a bowl thoroughly with a little liquid soap to lather, and apply it liberally to all sprayed areas. If you can afford it, I might also suggest OdorXit ( http://www.odorxit.com/?Catalog ) or SCOE 10X ( http://www.scoe10x.com/odor-removal/Skunk-Odor-Treatment-in-House-Pets-Clothes.asp ) since in my experience the H2O2 mix only gets around 80-90% of the odor out, and if you wait to deodorize like I did last time (stayed skunked for 3 days) it might barely work at all. While staying mildly skunky is great for us skunk scent lovers, your friends, family and coworkers won't approve.
SkunkZ
Thanks! I will wait for the right time to start my skunking adventure. I appreciate the help! I hope you keep telling more of your adventures.
Tybron · 41-45, M
There's a ton of stories here already (just look through the past stories, been doing this for nearly 2 years now!) and if I have any more I'll let you all know of course. It's getting tougher for me to do since the few skunks left at the park all know me and are getting really smart about hiding right away.