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cover your eyes, adorbz is about to say something really weird [I Am Adorable]

I was talking to someone earlier and he said birth certificate but misspoke and ended up saying birthed certificate. And after that conversation I haven鈥檛 been able to get my mind away from the birthed certificate like, a certificate you actually give birth to 馃槅 likeeee in my womb I would grow a certificate made of human cells馃憖馃憖馃憖馃憖

But then I was thinking what if that鈥檚 a weird superpower. You can grow anything inside you out of cells at will and give birth to it 馃槅 like some kind of human 3D printer 馃ぃ

And are the things alive??? 馃憖馃憖馃憖 does your birthed certificate have its own heartbeat 馃憖 does it grow hair?! 馃ぃ how creepy would it be to hold 馃槅 or give to someone for ID or something 馃槅
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DCarey46-50, M
You don't know? Women give birth to babies, men give birth to certificates.
adorbz26-30, F
@DCarey sounds painful