Break Up Monday (It’s not me, it’s you)It’s not me, it’s you—actually, it is me, because I miss carbs and you’re ruining my life. Consider this my official breakup; I’m seeing pizza now.
I know it’s a Monday and my patience is running thin, but between my boss, my ex-husband, and another person….I’m about to turn into kung fu mama and I’m not going to feel bad about it. That is all.