I Love My Boyfriend and He Loves Me

He washed my front porch siding
He replaced my broken shower head
He cooked breakfast for us
He replaced. My daughters dead hermit crab
He welcomed my neighbor over for dinner
He helped wash dishes tonight and I didn’t even ask
He washed our love soaked bedsheets ( okay I asked him to do that)
He built a wooden ladder for the spare bunk beds
He built a wooden floor in the attic
He tied a Ninja Warrior rope between the trees
He’s kinda amazing ... deserves more love soaked sheets
Shhhhh
Our secret
My secret
He wants to share me
He thinks I’m so perfect
He’s so amazing to me
I’m afraid sonedays that something aweful will happen
To this amazing human being who is my friend.

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SW-User

“love soaked bedsheets” bruh

Mindful · 56-60, F

Bruh? What does that mean?@SW-User

SW-User

@Mindful

MarmeeMarch · M

@SW-User in other words - someone forgot their Depends before going night night

Mindful · 56-60, F

You’re a very angry and bitter person. You love whipping out “witty” ugly comments that bring others down, even when they are trying to express simple joy. I could say more and use other words. But yes, I’ve known people like you. Why are you wasting your time in my post when you can be with the one who is perfect for you—the one you love?[ you should be spending time loving her not wasting time insulting me.@MarmeeMarch]

MarmeeMarch · M

@Mindful I am not insulting you - YOU are the one that is demeaning yourself with this post ? I am not your BF and don't cling on to every word you say. BTW - it wont last long -prediction next year it will be a distant memory. YOU dont see that this guy is an asshole ? Man you are blind.

Mindful · 56-60, F

@MarmeeMarch so then, I didn’t realize being called a whore isn’t slut shaming it’s a compliment? I need you to say that being a whore is a compliment and is not slut shaming. I want to hear that more often. Although I’ve never attributed that title to myself, perhaps to deal with people like you, I will just call myself a whore. Embrace the name you have given me. What shall I call you? What do you call yourself? Educate me, please. I’m so blind and ignorant and foolish. I must become enlightened by you. Please.

MarmeeMarch · M

@Mindful I said that you are being treated like a whore....