I Am Tired of Being Single

All of my friends have boyfriends, but not me. I just can't pull anyone it seems. I couldn't even pull a light cord!! The one and only boy who I really like right now is going with an absolutely stunning lass, and I'll never be able to compete with her. I'm just sick of being on my own when everyone else is doing the couple thing.

I'm sure I'm destined to die a miserable and bitter old spinster with no children and 75 cats 🙄