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I Am Clumsy, and I Think It's Hilarious

I can't believe what I just did.
Picture it. I always put my shoes under my chair so I don't trip on them. So, that's what I did last night.

This morning, I brought my bowl of cereal to the table, set it down at my place, right in front of my chair. As I sat down, my right hand struck the spoon, which tipped the bowl over, and most of the milk spilled out onto the table, but it didn't stay on the table.

[b]NNOOOOOO[/b].

It ran off the table and right into my shoe. I guess when I go out, I'll be wearing my other pair. Dang. I'm a klutz.

May 11/17
9:24 am
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bethsmiles

dear friend... till you have locked your keys in the car TWICE in one day... the last time while you are wave'n goodbye to the AAA fella who just unlocked your car door for you... and is now drive'n away... you are still in the minor leagues.
😊🖤😊🖤🌷

Serenitree · F

@bethsmiles: I've locked my keys in the car twice in a day but i didn't call AAA, in my case CAA. I called SAM. She always had my spare keys and I always had a book with me, which I learned to carry in my purse, because you can't read it while you wait, if it's locked in the car with the keys.

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May 12/17
12:54 am
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bethsmiles

@Serenitree: hah! I thought I was the only one :))... I wonder if we get a special prize... or maybe a jacket like the golfers get... 🎖️🏆😊

jackson55 · M

I tripped on a flip flop and about broke my ankle.

Serenitree · F

@jackson55: 🙁 and that's why I put my shoes under the table, where I can no longer trip on them.

May 11/17
9:42 am
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bethsmiles

btw... I like your latest avatar...there's a timber race this weekend... you, and your horse, are welcome to join :))))

Serenitree · F

@bethsmiles: I would love to join you. Horse or no horse. I still want to invade your space and live on your farm. I'll sleep with the pigs or cows, if that's the only available space, but not with the chickens, thanks; they seem to mutter all night long. And they stink. Not that I don't like chickens. I do, but their bedroom smells icky.

May 12/17
12:39 am
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bethsmiles

Laugh'n!...i promise to keep you out of the chicken wing :)))

JustNik · 51-55, F

Nice of the shoe to keep some of the mess off the floor. 😉🙂

Serenitree · F

@JustNik: I agree. The floor is carpeted.

May 11/17
10:09 am
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