I Am Too Intense For Some People

Whenever I see someone writing a story in one of those word count restricted groups like "I Write 8 Word Stories" I always count the words to make sure they are adhering to the rules. While I'm counting the fantasy of there being 9 words instead of 8 plays in my head. The glorious fashion in which I shame them for it brings a smile to my face. One of these days they'll slip up. And I'll be ready.