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I Have a Pet Who Keeps Me Sane

Usually I love her big, she's my shadow I can't even go two steps without Hami being at my feet. Apparently our ex groomer no longer groom's [i]dangerous[/i] breed dogs. She also doesn't groom yorkies or Chihuahuas js. So Hami and Daisy are both out of luck.

Hami doesn't need [u]groomed[/u] as often as a Daisy because we bathe her and do her nails ourselves she's a pit not a yorkie but since a yorkiechi bit former groomer a new policy was made and both girls need a groomer, and since we got to change for 2 might as well add Parker to the mix. And though my 2 big babies don't need groomed since it's a new groomer I figured why not and get them aquantied.

Why can't people spell Hami's name. Its not hard. It's simple. And 40% of people want to add a L. This wasn't the case the girl on the phone wanted to add a M.


So no fault of her own the dog that normally keeps me sane was causing me so much stress when I was already stressed.

Hearing her name being said live pillow jumps up from floor leaving sticky gummyworm child to tumble off and wake up.

Child goes running after dog hands on her hips "Hambledon, Hambledon!" Where in the world did my kid learn to put her hands on her hips? People already assume she is a year older than her actual age now they will think she is a Grammy.

Poor Hami. Thought she escaped the job of pillow for toddler sister. But now willingly returns to be tv rug for Pepa still playing from earlier.

"[b]H-a-m-b-l-e-d-o-n[/b]" I spell for the groomer.

A long pause [i]Are you sure?[/i]


I correct my spelling and apologize not about to explain that's how baby J says the name and only way it makes sense to misspell it.

FYI I did nothing for educating the world on how to spell [i]Hamilton[/i] and I'm a 100% positive that she still thinks she was correct about the 2 Ms.


But my baby girl (the dog) has an appointment Thursday at 1 and her daddy has no choice but to take her cause I'll be at work....which works out great after the scheduling call. 😂
Eeyore122 · 36-40, F
Hahahahahaha

 
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