the worst thing about anal sex is that if you dont douche first and your partner is a big un, theres going to be a lot of mess lolugh might have happened to me before, pictures can be deceptive lol
I had an Oops moment!! I was wearing a very flippy swirly skirt today, went round a corner, there was a gust of wind and oops! The workmen nearby had a nice view!! 😉🤣
Lmao....This is what i get for trying to make friends.When you accidently comment 17xs on someones status cause your phone sucks and is glitching :/ hopefully he doesnt block me ;( i sent a friend request🙂lol also how is this mildly adult?lol smh edit:I explained he said were good lol and added me...See More »
Feel bad...Been waking my neighbours up because I workout like a serial killer in the early AM..they're NHS/care workers and they're also doing their masters degrees 😟
When you find shrooms in the nightstand and eat one before you think about itJust one. But this was not my plan today. Hm. Now we wait.
I OopsI jokingly asked my mom if she regrets me marrying a woman at all and wishes I had been with a man instead and she did not like that at all. 😥 I’m drunk, I’m not even thinking Clesrly and that’s just what came out. NIt that that’s any excuse, just...See More »
I OopsWhen I broke my acrylic extension earlier, I said "Fuuuuuuuck" out loud when there were people right in the other office. 😳 I don't know if they heard me, but yeah, that was an oopsie. 😅
I OopsI was just trimming the hedge in the garden and I was like hmm, don't like that bit, don't like that bit, just trim that bit a little more.... and ended up just removing the hedge altogether. Don't let me loose on your hair 😏
I Oops"Honey, can we talk?" Four words which are guaranteed to send a shiver down any husband's spine. Even more so when those words are spoken when both wife and husband are cuddling naked ... 😁
I OopsI was trying to get the measuring cup to make some tea for my parents, and since I'm short I had to get on top of the counter (I always get down successfully)but today my pant got stuck on the door knob of our revolving door cabinet and I didn't...See More »
I OopsSo after winning the game I decided to throw the ball into the crowd like they do on TV. Apparently, this is unacceptable in bowling and according to the arresting officer, battery.
I OopsMy wife just called me, and let me know the dealer called and my new truck is ready, I planned on telling her last night that I bought one
I OopsOops I forget to check in but when I got home I was covered in mud with 26 missed calls, feels pretty good to work all day and not have labor bills