I Remember When

[i]Many years ago[/i] (emphasis on how many years ago it was), 😁 I used to chew up paper, make it into little spit balls and use a straw to shoot it at people. When I would accompany my family to the market, I'd have fun shooting people on the back, I think even on the hair and elsewhere. I think I was stealthy/sneaky about it too, like in such a way/s that people didn't notice and walked around with one or more little spit balls stuck to them.

One time while I was sitting in the parking lot, I think I shot maybe 4 of them on a nearby car.

But since then I have [i]matured[/i]. 😌