Last night I went to my daughter's 8 yr old step-daughter's private school play - there were two plays, for 3rd & 4th and for 5th & 6th.
During intermission I sat beside a tall cool blonde girl obviously in costume (she looked closer to 17 than 12) and asked which role she was playing. She said, "I'm the White Witch." (From The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - Narnia Chronicles).
I said, "I'll be very nice to you then."
She said calmly, "That's smart of you."